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Stilloob

In April 2020 I had tickets to see proto-quirk band They Might Be Giants perform their classic 1990 album Flood for the tour marking it’s 30th anniversary. Or at least, I had tickets from when I bought them in about December 2019 until March 2020, when the tickets evaporated into a powdery mist and blew away, carried forth into an unknowable future date. For much of the following year I went to great lengths to avoid mists of all types.

They tentatively pushed the show back a year, then readjusted, then rescheduled the readjustment, the tide came in, the tide went out, flowers bloomed in the meadow, streams became choked with salmon, a thousand Tuscan suns blazed to life, shone for an eternity, and dwindled to cosmic embers. Somewhere a little after that, a firm date was finally decided upon this past September. Even that was briefly in doubt as John Flansburgh was seriously injured in a car accident this June, one night after managing to commence the tour.

Since the initial cancellation, I’d spent over a year working remotely, got vaccinated, finally saw my friends and family again after the long absence, welcomed a daughter…you get the idea. By the time it finally rolled around, I was a completely different person.

Unfortunately, the person I was now was was a sleepy dad. The kind of guy who wants to want to go to concerts, but doesn’t actually want to go to concerts. And my pal who’d planned to go with me back in 2020 was similarly crushed under the weight of his 2022 life. So I gave my tickets away. C’est la vie. While I’d held out this future event as a personal marker of the end of my pandemic for two years, once it came time to mark it I’d been so battered by those years that I was in no mood. Seems appropriate.

Sensing, I assume, my particular circumstances, TMBG streamed the Minneapolis performance from the tour I missed. So after putting to bed the offspring that was nothing more than a twinkle in my eye when this endeavor began I finally saw my Flood show. It was lovely to hear them do a bunch of album tracks that they wouldn’t have played live in concerts for 30 years, or ever.

The most surprising of these was their treatment of Sapphire Bullets of Pure Love. Specifically, they played it backwards.

Flansburgh told the audience to cheer and applaud before the song, and they proceeded to do it in reverse. It has a geometric plinky-plonky riff and it’s fairly short, so it was a good choice for this kind of thing. The backwards version is called Stilloob, a fittingly imprecise reversal of ‘bullets’. This became evident later in the show when they played the recording of the reversed version backwards, to hear how similar it was to the original. The direction of time, nothing more than impediment. Truly, the Tenet of songs.


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We Went to Paisley Park

We spent Thanksgiving in my wife’s home state of Minnesota this year. It was a really fun trip, between visiting her family in the snowy far north, photo-ops with giant Midwestern statues, and taking in some culture in the Twin Cities. The highlight of that culture part was definitely visiting the home of one of Minnesota’s brightest lights, the late Prince Rogers Nelson.

Paisley Park, his recording studio, base of operations, and home, opened to the public less than a month before we visited, on October 28th. It was only announced that it would become a public museum in August. It wasn’t clear how much preparation for turning it into a museum was done prior to his untimely death this April, but my wife observed that he was already basically living his life as a public performance, and there were already probably plenty of glass cases holding memorabilia around beforehand anyway, so it’s hard to know.

We went in the early evening on the Saturday after Thanksgiving. Currently, they give tours most days going until 11 pm or so. When we got there, a guard stopped us at the gate to ask whether we had tickets. We didn’t, and he informed us that they can only be bought online, so we were turned away, and proceeded to buy them on a phone while idling in a nearby CVS parking lot. We idly pondered whether Prince had ever stopped there to buy Vitamin Water.

Tickets acquired, we were ushered through the gates and parked in front of this blurry purple wall.

Purple wall, purple wall

Purple wall, purple wall

Phones were not allowed on the tour, so I snapped the only other picture I was able to take:

Purple wife, purple wife

Purple wife, purple wife

Ironically, although they are extremely paranoid about phones, the only way to get in was to show them the QR code for your ticket…on your phone. After you do, they put your phone in a little “locked” pouch that they unlock at the end of the tour. I strongly suspect that they were already in use back in the days when he would throw massive parties here as well. I entertained the thought that Madonna had once been forced to use my pouch to lock up her phone when she came to an impromptu party/performance in one of the party/concert events he held for celebrities and cool people.

To start with, in case you’re not familiar, Paisley Park looks more like an office complex than a house. It’s a big white boxy structure on the corner of a ordinary street in the suburbs outside Minneapolis, in a pretty sparsely populated sort of place with occasional strip malls and empty lots. Here’s a picture I found on the internet.

boto-paisley-park-exterior

Unlike a normal house, it had the kind of glass double doors, HVAC, and other stuff that you usually see in commercial buildings. Which makes sense, I suppose, since lots of people work(ed) there in a professional sense, but it is still a little crazy that someone extremely famous lived here for nearly 30 years. Also, because there were multiple displays which looked like they were created for a museum, and yet, other things which we were told had been there for years but looked carefully presented, we frequently wondered how much had been changed for the public tours. Our assumption was “less than you would expect.”

Security was omnipresent. They were both gruff and jocular and I strongly suspected that they were mostly people who had already been working there and were now getting used to dealing with the public on a daily basis.

About half of the tour group was wearing at least some purple, and the makeup of us tourists was diverse in every sense—reflecting the fact that Prince was a rare artist who appealed to people from every background and walk of life. He really united people in a cool way.

While waiting for our guide, we were allowed to peruse the wall of gold and platinum records hanging up around the entryway. My brother-in-law noticed that a quote/drawing beside the doorway was clearly from a blown-up image, and you could see the sloppy pixelation (he asked about it later, it had been there for many years).  My wife was especially happy to find the platinum record (with accompanying platinum tape cassette) for ‘Batdance’. Across from these in a small frame was a condolence letter from the President that he and Michelle had signed in purple ink. I can’t find an image from it online, and I wish I remembered it better, but it probably included something like “‘A strong spirit transcends rules,’ Prince once said — and nobody’s spirit was stronger, bolder, or more creative” which is from a quote Obama made publicly at the time. It was characteristically eloquent.

Our tour guide eventually arrived, wearing, as all the guides did, a loose Prince-ish, purple shirt with long loose sleeves. I noticed that he had a Prince symbol tattooed on his forearm and wondered whether the folks leading the tours were chosen from local super-fans. (This article seems to confirm that they were.)

He ushered us into a large room with a kitchen on one side and doors going in every direction. The second level ringed most of it, and on the upper level there was a birdcage holding two of Prince’s doves. We did not witness them crying.

Via this site the room was much like this, but the doors with Prince paintings have been replaced with memorabilia displays and a pedistal with a Paisley Park model and his remains now sits in the center of the photo.

Via this site the room was much like this, but the doors with Prince paintings have been replaced with memorabilia displays and a pedestal with a Paisley Park model and his remains now sits in the center of the photo.

We were told that this is where Prince spent a lot of his time, and it was where he had given a famous interview to Oprah in the 90s. The kitchen was frequently used when the musicians were in long recording sessions, and also held a couch and TV where he spent nights watching the Timberwolves. In recognition of that, the TV was playing a recording of an old game. Despite the seeming incongruousness of it, he was an avid supporter of Minnesota sports, as people in the area can attest.
On the opposite wall (where the photo above faces), there were several inlaid displays with guitars and hand-written lyrics (in place of those pictures of him), and several small rooms with the same kind of thing, and some of his bonkers outfits (these were in most displays and they were always quite small). Another room held his relatively normal-looking office. The phone on his desk was purple.

A small replica of the Paisley Park building sat in the middle of the large room (around the end point of the arrow on his symbol, as seen above), and contained a small black box holding his remains. (My brother-in-law, a funeral director, mentioned that the box would have been far too small to hold the entirety of a cremation, so the rest of His Purpleness must be somewhere else.)

We were led into a large wood-paneled recording studio. Prince had been recording a new collaboration jazz album there less than a month before his death in April. The guitar he was playing was still there, as was the lyric sheet in his own handwriting. The guide played an unmixed section of one of these tracks. It was extremely funky. In the mixing room, the original drum machine used on Purple Rain could be seen. The guide also egged someone on into asking about a little door about 10 feet off the ground…only to reveal that it was just for storage. We were baffled why he was so intent on telling us this.

We then passed through a room with memorabilia from and screens showing Under the Cherry Moon and Graffiti Bridge. It had previously held promotion offices and been set up for the museum. Half of the room was monochromatic in a nod to Cherry Moon, a black-and-white movie. Graffiti Bridge, apparently a spiritual sequel to Purple Rain, was mostly filmed in this building, something he asked us to keep in mind, as the scale of the production, from the film clips playing, was clearly made in a very large studio space. Where could this space be?

This led to a long hallway (I might be mis-remembering the sequence) with his various awards over the years in inset cases in the wall. We noticed that the Grammy award trophies apparently got larger at some point in the early 90’s and got to see an MTV moonman statue up close. It was a long hallway, and, unsurprisingly, there were many awards.

Next we saw another less ornate recording space where they had created a display which included one of his outfits, a motorcycle (seen on the covers of the “Purple Rain” and “Let’s Go Crazy” singles), and his Oscar from Purple Rain. Then an antechamber for a large concert space, where a strange piano sat among strange organic sculptures. They mentioned that it was one of only a dozen or so examples of this unusual pianos ever made, but not knowing the name for this unique instrument, I could only find this single photo online. From my angle, it was reminiscent of black sea creature.

prince-piano

Prince at his cetacean piano, via this site

This was the entryway into an enormous concert-space/airplane hanger. In about half of the room, outfits and instruments from various tours were arranged on platforms, as were some giant chairs. A concert video played on the distant movie-theater screen. This was where he threw private concerts. It was incredibly large, with a very high ceiling—it felt like they could have fit a space shuttle in here, and if Prince had wanted to, they probably would have. It was staggering to suddenly emerge into a gigantic mostly-empty room.

Our penultimate room was full of couches and large screens. Our guide told us that Prince would sit up on an upper-level walkway looking down over his parties from a chair–which was still present. The area below was full of intimate couch-tables that would belong in a small jazz club, and psychedelic patterns played on the walls.

Near the exit, a neglected wall held some of the offerings left by fans after his death. They seemingly scooped up what was left outside (signs, drawings, tickets) and arranged it in a tapestry of raw grief, with names and addresses still visible on printed-out tickets scrawled with messages of what he meant to them.  The flowers, cast about loosely on the floor, though dry, were not yet completely withered.

In this final area, a large flat-screen TV played his virtuoso Superbowl performance. In 2007, the Superbowl in Miami was played under heavy rain. As halftime approached, the organizers, worried if the weather would effect the show, asked him if there was anything they could do to help. His response:

“Can you make it rain harder?”


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Doctor Who Theme for Ukulele

This is the tablature for the Doctor Who Theme as played by YouTuber WS64 in his brilliant video:

He prefers to spend his time coming up with excellent arrangements like this one, rather than tabbing them up (but doesn’t mind if others do). It’s a great adaptation so I figured out how to play it and thought I’d share it for the other Whovians, Ukulelers, TARDashians, Time Signature Lords, Whokulelians? (I also put it on a uke forum a while ago, but it looks like it doesn’t come up very high in Google searches, so perhaps this will make it easier for the Sonic Screwdriver & 4-string crowd to find).

First order of business? Let's get inside that sonic screwdriver.

As of April 1st, Fermilab’s new director.

All credit obviously has to go to WS64 for his awesome videos, and for giving permission to share his work.

I haven’t tabbed out ever instance of every note— rather you have to watch the video to understand exactly how the repeated parts and strumming works. Chords marked as {} are strummed several times, usually with the rhythm of: ↓ – ↓↑↓↑ – ↓↑↓↑ – ↓↑↓ [then up to the high chord!] ↓↑↓↑↓↑. So I think you could say this tab is bigger on the inside.

As ukulele tabs go, I’d rate it slightly more difficult than average, since it has a lot of jumping up and down the neck, and frequent changes between picking and strumming. However my experience has been that learning things around this level is definitely possible (and great practice) once you’ve gotten the basics down, and there are ways to simplify it a bit if you find it too tricky. Enjoy!

 

```{Gm}`REPEAT```````````````````````````````````{ Gm}```{Dm} REPEAT
 |--{1}--{4}--|---------6---{5}---{5}---8-------|-{1}----{0}-----|
 |--{3}--{6}--|-------------{6}---{5}-----------|-{3}----{1}-----|
 |--{2}--{5}--|---2-3-------{7}---{5}------3-2--|-{2}----{2}-----|
 |--{0}--{0}--|-------------{5}---{7}-----------|-{0}----{2}-----|

 ````Bb```````````````````````Gm`````{Gm}```{Dm}``` {}```{Dm}
 |---5-------(1)--1-----1-----1--||--{1}----{0}----{x}---{0}--------|
 |---6----6--(3)--1-----1-----3--||--{3}----{1}----{4}---{1}--------|
 |---5--------2---2--3--2--0--2--||--{2}----{2}----{5}---{2}--------|
 |--(5)------(0)--3-----------0--||--{0}----{2}----{5}---{2}--------|

 ```````````{Bb}`````````F```````{Bb} 
 |------6---{5}------5---3---0---{1}-|
 |----------{6}----6-----1-------{1}-|
 |-2-3------{5}----------0-------{2}-|
 |----------{7}----------2-------{3}-|

 ```````Eb``````````````Bb````````Eb```````````Bb
 |--8---10--------------8---------10-----------8----------|
 |------11--------11----10--------11-------11--10-----10--|
 |------10--------------10----10--10-----------10---10----|
 |-----(0/10)---10----------------10----10----------------|

 ````{F}````````````````````{Gm}```{Dm}```{Gm}```{D m}
 |---{3}---0--------------|--{1}----{0}----{1}----{0}--|
 |---{1}---------3----2---|--{3}----{1}----{3}----{1}--|
 |---{0}------------------|--{2}----{2}----{2}----{2}--|
 |---{2}------3-----2-----|--{0}----{2}----{0}----{2}--|

 ````Bb```````````````````````Gm`````{Gm}```{Dm}``` {}```{Dm}
 |---5-------(1)--1-----1-----1--||--{1}----{0}----{x}---{0}--------|
 |---6----6--(3)--1-----1-----3--||--{3}----{1}----{4}---{1}--------|
 |---5--------2---2--3--2--0--2--||--{2}----{2}----{5}---{2}--------|
 |--(5)------(0)--3-----------0--||--{0}----{2}----{5}---{2}--------|

 REPEAT ONCE:
 ````````````````````````````````````{Gm}```{Dm}``` `
 |---------6---{5}---{5}---8-------|-{1}----{0}-----|
 |-------------{6}---{5}-----------|-{3}----{1}-----|
 |---2-3-------{7}---{5}------3-2--|-{2}----{2}-----|
 |-------------{5}---{7}-----------|-{0}----{2}-----|

 Then:
 ```{Gm}`REPEAT`X3|``````````Gm
 |--{1}--{4}------|-----------1-----|
 |--{3}--{6}------|-----------3-----|
 |--{2}--{5}------|-----------2-----|
 |--{0}--{0}------|-----------0-----|