In counterpoint to Ryan’s affluent shoppery, there is the market of Real America, and the signature publications thereof. We live in the post-Gutenberg era, and quite separately have mastered the art and science of ballistics, so it is only natural to expect combinations of the two. What I am never quite prepared for is the gusto with which these combinations are made.
Allow me to BabelFish that for you: Damn there are a bunch of magazines about guns in this grocery store.
I list from the top left:
- Rifle Firepower
- Pocket Pistols (note double-checked, this is a firearms-related publication)
- Crossbow Revolution
- Personal & Home Defense
- Guns
- Gun Collector
- Small Arms
- Special Weapons
- Black Guns
- Gun
- Bowhunter
- Guns & Ammo
- Concealed Carry Handguns
- Military Surplus
- Traditional Bowhunter
The greatest part was something I only just realized after a detailed analysis of the snapshot of the rack: To the very right of these selections I can spy titles including Disney Princess, The Amazing Spider-Man, Spongebob, and other colorful booklets. The children’s literature is directly adjacent to the murder section. I have not legitimately fathered a child (as you may recall), so I cannot opine on this with true conviction, but personally I would at least get a NASCAR buffer in between those two selections.